Category Archives: eat.

the mcgangbang.

double cheeseburger with a chicken sandwich in the middle.

found in the reddit ‘trees’ board. trees is the hipster name for weed, and smokers are called ‘ents’. i enjoy the names personally, but it can get very “dude we’re gonna change the world…where’s my mflb at?” (mflb’s are the only way to ‘vape’ now apparently. everyone vapes.)

i also like the sound of this combo meal:

reminds me of what we call the “420” meal

  • 99 cent double cheeseburger
  • 99 cent chicken nuggets
  • 99 cent fries
  • and a 99 cent drink

put nuggets and fries in the burger, add favorite sauce and proceed to munch out.

total cost with tax: $4.20

total cost of enjoyment: priceless.

although i think the mcbuttfuck (a chocolate shake with a hotdog inside) is a joke.

man vs. cookie.

chicken in a can.

at least it's fully cooked.

someone posted this video in the comments:

if you don’t want to watch the whole 15 mins, he eats two. the noise he makes throughout is so awful, i’m actually feeling sick. on the plus side, this comment is one of my favourites of all youtube:

you know you’re fat when pouring water out of a can leaves you short of´╗┐ breath.

pizza topped with pizzas topped with pizzas.

aka the inception pizza.

eailer today i saw an advert for pizza hut’s new stuffed crust options:

seriously, it's just rolled up slices of pepperoni.

and they want you to vote on it. according to the website, voting starts 25 minutes ago. i’m probably going to spam the pepperoni option, you never know all those clicks might lead to a heart attack somewhere. or at least a teardrop that smells of cheese and shame.

like a teatray in the sky

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sitting here enjoying great coffee. amelie ost on the speakers and a raspberry cupcake. think i’ll become mayor soon.

10:45am, saturday.

it looks plain, but fuck me it was good.

the morning went like this: woke up early, started reading, had morning coffee, opened fridge for food, found i only had steak and eggs. i’m 31 in a couple of months and this was one of the best breakfasts i can remember. mainly because of the big grin on my face the entire time i was eating it.

[edit – its an hour later and that steak was so good. wish i was eating it right now.]

eat.

they use krispy kremes

i’ve posted about the doughnut burger before, but that was a novelty item at a baseball stadium. at this indiana state fair, its a staple. oh, and you can get it with bacon and an egg too.

but i hadn’t seen this one before and i have to admit, it sounds kind of nice.

it actually makes my heart puke.

but this one is the main reason for the post. deep frying is nothing new, but this one. jesus. who get’s hungry for deep fried butter? they also sold “deep-fried sushi, deep-fried dill pickles, deep-fried candy bars, chocolate-covered popcorn balls, root-beer marinated ribs and the garbage burger — a pork patty covered with pulled pork on a bun”. (apparently there was also chocolate covered bacon, but there’s no pic so i’m not sure i believe that one). i smiled when i read that list because we’re getting closer and closer to seeing a real cartman-worthy chocolate chicken pot pie soon. and maybe homer’s patented out-of-this-world moon waffle.

and surely deep fried sushi is just fried fish, right?

cheers, bb