the important bits about a recent solider’s funeral (killed on his 5th tour of afghanistan):
a couple of days before, one of [the westboro baptists] ran his mouth at a brandon gas station and got his ass waxed. when they canvassed the station and spoke to the large crowd that had gathered around, no one seemed to remember anything about what had happened.
most of the morons never made it out of their hotel parking lot. it seems that certain rankin county pickup trucks were parked directly behind any car that had kansas plates in the hotel parking lot and the drivers mysteriously disappeared until after the funeral was over.
a few made it to the funeral but were ushered away to be questioned about a crime they might have possibly been involved in. turns out, after a few hours of questioning, that they were not involved and they were allowed to go on about their business.