twat.

right there, i have plenty of black ink.

i need to move out of the flat for a few reasons, mainly financial. i have to write a letter to my landlord giving 2 months notice, only a few lines on a page so went to print.

knowing i only really had black ink, thought, well every other fucking printer i’ve used prints as long as it’s got black ink. i selected the black ink option only, made sure everything else was set to ebony and ivory.

would it print? would it fuck.

you see dear reader, epsom printers need also to have cyan when they print only black text which means having to buy another cocking cartridge.

it’s obvious really i should have printed in yellow, but then my magenta was low. perhaps printing in magenta wouldn’t work because i have too much black ink.

fuck you epsom i knew this thing was a piece of shit when i bought it and the layers of dust accumulated over the months are proof i don’t use it.

twat.

in fact my frustration is best shown here:

(if you haven’t seen office space, shame on you)

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