i’ve been absent of late for a few reasons i’d rather not publish, suffice it to say that time has been holidaying in my hands. instead of productive, effective and useful forays into the 21st century accelerated culture, i’ve been a bit of a troll.
it all started with my good old friend /b/. i’ve spoken about 4chan before and the wild west nature of its activities, but like the sun i’m drawn to it’s spectacular, disgusting car-crash gravity.
i’ve used, abused and been sickened by chatroulette before (see this south park clip for a summary) but it wasn’t until i saw what /b/ had been using it for with a program called manycam that i became addicted.
the premise is this – you use an animation to trick another person that what they are really seeing is your actual webcam. press print screen and hilarity ensues.
i must warn you some of these are incredibly nsfw, verging on thinking that i need some sort of psychiatric treatment, but i’ll explain along the way.
here’s an example of an animated gif, i’ve shortened it but its quite convincing for a few seconds at least – i won’t upload them all due to crazy ass bandwidth raping.
had some fun with this one:
okay, so they were tame. here we go, we’ll start with the hanging man (he sways from side to side) and before you freak, i always said “boo” straight after i took the screen cap.
now the porno related. a classic animation.
the little boy looking for tits:
the topless chick who waves:
the stranger – lesser known man having sex with stuffed racoon:
the controversial, bestial, lassie tosses a salad clip:
the girl who actually stripped naked for a 20sec loop of an emo:
and i’ll leave the best till last. well, there are a few more but this is becoming a pain in the ass.
i’d seen screen caps and read posts of people who were making blokes do stupid things in order to see tits. mostly putting shoes on heads that kind of thing – all for a looped video that typed back. my personal touch:
i know at this point you’ve probably lost whatever little respect you had left for me after the first couple. but honestly, i was shaking so hard with laughter i could hardly breathe, even now endorphins rush through my brain at the memory – what a tard.
here’s a guide if you’re curious: