twat.

these tires won't take a balance

"if i could only turn back the clock and buy 4 new tires"

the mechanic i just spoke to: “uh yeah…we’ve just gone to do your m.o.t. and when we started the emissions test we noticed that the oil filter is leaking everywhere. we can’t do the test until it’s fixed…”

me: “errr, okay – how much is that?”

mechanic: “£45.”

me: “okay, fine i guess”

mechanic: “great, we’ll change it now”.

i could hear the fishing in his voice – hoping that the words oil and filter would give away the fact i know nothing about cars. i’m pretty sure he put his hand over the phone to stifle a laugh when he said they’d fixed the cracked flux capacitor too.

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