the bhut jalokia chilli.
i was preparing a ‘vegetables are left in the fridge’ stir fry the other day and had to use up green and red chillis. i forgot to wear gloves while i chopped and proceeded to enjoy a pretty fucking spicy stir fry. then i picked my nose. then i rubbed my eyes. a few minutes later it hurt. a few minutes after that i was running my eyeball under the cold tap and considering dunking my face in milk. this seems worse.