pron.

 

death of xxxdevil

“dear xxxdevil user,

after going back and forth and writing endless begging news which we were forced to because we are simply not able to pay the server bills completely out of our own pockets we have finally decided to abandon the tracker at the end of the month. it was a great time with you and we would like to thank everyone who has contributed to the community (with their own uploads).”

r.i.p. xxxdevil.”

aaah back in the day before adultbay et al, there was xdevil. it’s a ratio site which means you have to seed as well as leech to keep your account. the giddy thrill of becoming power users (as iamthedemonamon and i were) and the frequent changing of usernames after yet another account was banned. my current connection doesn’t really allow fast rapidshit/netload/hotfile dl’s so i’ve gone back to torrents and signed up again to xdevil and saw that notice. it’s a shame. but i don’t pay for pron.

some of the (hundred or so) comments on the site:

“so sorry to see the place have to shut down… but it does cost money afterall.

i have downloaded so much good stuff from this place, i am going to miss it. i wanted to thank all of the uploaders for all their time and effort into making this place one of the best torrent places around…

i guess i leave my ratio as…

join date (121 weeks ago)
last seen (< 1 min ago)
last checked (1 min ago)
address [snipped lol]
max. torrents 10
invites
[given]  - 0    :    [available]  - 10
uploaded 2.03 tb  (daily: 2.44 gb)
downloaded 1.54 tb  (daily: 1.85 gb)
share ratio
1.318
class power user

it’s almost unfathomable… 121 weeks, and ive uploaded 2.44gb daily?! wow. i’ll leave the torrents i’m seeding on until the place is gone. you will not be forgotten. take care everybody.

autumn”

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“thanks for everything. it was great here with you guys. i will miss you!!! take care.”

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“ive bin here for 182 weeks ..

for staff & uppers ; a big danke merci thankyou  gracias dank u ..and i hope to see you pornlovers somewhere else  “

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“thanks for a great community and a great time !

join date (269 weeks ago”

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“coco3
ratio: 6.434
ul: 1.55 tb
dl: 245.96 gb”

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there’s also a whole bunch in german/polish.

Thanks for a great community and a great time ! JOIN date (269 weeks ago)

pron.

by matt groening

from the november issue of playboy.

she’s on the cover too.

it’s weird.

cheers, adultbay.

pron

hardcore profits

i was listening to woman’s hour this morning and heard an interview with tim samuels about his new documentay ‘hardcore profits’. part one is showing on bbc2 at 10pm on monday 31st and it sounds interesting. you can listen again for a week on iplayer here.

cheers, bbc.

pron.

'cumming at you in 3d'

growing up i used to read a series of ‘choose your own adventure’ type books called ‘fighting fantasy‘. they weren’t great but were different enough to hold my attention.

who’d have thought fifteen years later i’d be looking at a post on fleshbot describing the same, well not exactly the same, idea. instead of turn to page 41 to leave the dungeon, it’s press x to show me your ass. there’s an element of (game) play not unlike the sims: chat, joke, friendly hug, chat, compliment, massage, dirty joke, goose, amorous hug, dirty joke, confess attraction, first kiss, kiss, make out, woo-hoo. or something to that effect, each action leading down a number of possible routes and cumming at you has 50,000 customisable scenarios.

the concept is new at least and it’s not another sitcom parody. plus it’s in 3d – i don’t recall ever watching a 3d porno (which seems strange) and holding onto those commemorative 3d glasses iamthedemonamon and i got when we went to watch spy kids 3d was obviously a good idea.

but 3d squirting? not so much.

cheers, fleshbot.

pron.

"only 6 minutes a day"

[sfw]

cheers, todaysbigthing.

pron

friends xxx parody

i’m getting sick of these now, the novelty has worn off for american sitcoms. unless they do a fraiser.

what i want to see is some english ones: only fools and horses (rodney and granddad double team raquel) and allo allo (although nazi’s fucking the french resistance might not be considered a parody).

i glanced at wikipedia’s list of sitcoms and there are a few others, but as much as i’d like to see tom bang margo from the good life, it’s a pretty small cast. ditto some mothers do ‘ave ‘em.

oooh betty, etc.

cheers, adultbay (nsfw).

pron

i was looking at the stats and noticed that, once again, those erotic books i posted a while back are still being read. caring admin that i am i thought i’d see if i could provide links to more.

i did a search for erotic fiction with a creative commons licence and came across the wikimedia listings. there’s only a few but i wanted to share two very different stories. the first is ‘les liasons dangereuses‘ and is quite tame, i have to say. its only six frames but you can work out the story pretty easily.

liasons dangereuses

the next one is ‘fanny hill‘. i’d never heard of this and am suprised i haven’t because it’s pretty hardcore and was quite the controversy back in 1748. the wikipedia article on the author john cleland is also worth reading – he sounds like a dick. anyway, the frames are graphic to say the least and also a few are confusing because of the dress and the wigs it’s hard to tell who’s banging who.

my favourite is number 4, its classic william.

there’s a bit in the article where he’s accused of being gay because “the passionate descriptions of copulatory acts in fanny hill are written by a man from the point of view of a woman, and the fact that fanny is obsessed by phallic size“. for example:

“…and now, disengag’d from the shirt, i saw, with wonder and surprise, what? not the play-thing of a boy, not the weapon of a man, but a maypole of so enormous a standard, that had proportions been observ’d, it must have belong’d to a young giant. its prodigious size made me shrink again; yet i could not, without pleasure, behold, and even ventur’d to feel, such a length, such a breadth of animated ivory! perfectly well turn’d and fashion’d, the proud stiffness of which distended its skin, whose smooth polish and velvet softness might vie with that of the most delicate of our sex, and whose exquisite whiteness was not a little set off by a sprout of black curling hair round the root, through the jetty sprigs of which the fair skin shew’d as in a fine evening you may have remark’d the clear light ether through the branchwork of distant trees over-topping the summit of a hill: then the broad and blueish-cast incarnate of the head, and blue serpentines of its veins, altogether compos’d the most striking assemblage of figure and colours in nature. in short, it stood an object of terror and delight.“

i’m reminded of mr. garrison’s ‘valley of the penises‘.

“out on the balcony when reginald kissed joanna’s lips her knees went weak. slowly he pulled her top down, exposing her soft, unyielding breasts. just the sight of those breasts made reginald’s penis very hard. his penis was of considerable size and now beads of sweat ran slowly down his penis, making it glisten like a strong swimmer fresh out of the pool. it was a fantastic penis that seemed as strong as a horses leg, but as delicate as a flower wrapped in silk. what a grand, grand, penis. diana’s nipples…

chapter 18.

diana had never slept with another woman before but it was an erotic thought she often fantasised about. and as rebecca’s naked body lay before her, diana couldn’t help but feel aroused. “go on” rebecca said softly “touch me”. diana leaned down slowly and brushed rebecca’s bare stomach with her fingertips. it felt good. like a penis. a soft but sturdy penis that felt warm to the touch. in rebecca’s mind she suddenly felt like she was surrounded by penises, they were all around her, flopping all around and slapping her face. it was as if she were in a redwood forest of penises. they presented themselves tall and mighty around her with-“

cheers, wiki.

pron

its a rare headline.

cheers, bb.

pron

its dj, dirk, the tedd etc.

it looks pretty good. the humour reminds me a bit of ‘nurses’.

nsfw btw.

cheers, fleshbot.

pron

i’ve seen the office parody, bewitched and a couple of others. this trailer is classic, and sfw.

i’ll keep an eye out for the seinfeld and scrubs trailers too.

cheers, fleshbot.

pron.

jesse jane is "getting swimsuits with stoya"

i remember where i was when jenny hendrix was “running some arrands around la”.

good times.

cheers, fleshbot.

pron

violet blue talks about the future of sex

cheers, fleshbot.

pron

genuine chocolate face, no make-up

to compete with iamthedemonamon’s “‘i can’t believe you sucked a negro” find.

cheers, fleshbot.

pron

"you can get her to jump, jiggle, and gyrate for you; get topless and play around with her friends...or, if that's not doing it for you, you can just up and shoot her in the face."

cheers, fleshbot.

pron.

time for some reading.

how to read these books

the harlot seed

her driving desires

sex crazed stallion

one on one

my nympho aunt

stud horse

a bride for the whole family

door to door sex girl

cheers, 4chan.

pron.

cheers, break.

pron.

bout. fucking. time.

pron

its ear porn, or sexual hypnosis. its mostly a woman’s voice and someone playing with the left/right audio fader. she says “deeper and deeper” and “cum”. alot.

cheers cheggit.

pron.

bewbs

why i love 4chan.

pron.

what a time to be alive.

cheers, fleshbot.

pron.

i know you were thinking about it. rule 34.

pron.

from:

to:

pron.

cheers, fleshbot.

pron.

“she works hard for the money” etc

cheers, tnaflix.

pron.

a female friend once told me “remember for us, less is almost always more”. so with that in mind, i give you an excellent spankalogical protocol [needs sound].

[edit] thought i should include something a bit racier, so here’s an ex-jack sparrow at disneyland telling all:

“disney warned us we were going to have a lot of horny women coming on to us.”

cheers, violet blue/bb.