teach.

i hate my job

and it’s not just me.

either the best or the worst video ever.

"i hate call of duty modern warfare 2"

someone watch it. i need to talk about it.

cheers, break.

Ed the bear meets…

Pegg

Simon Pegg, what a lovely chap, despite wearing a slightly questionable flat cap of this variety -

cap

Although not at such a jaunty angle. Our work is looking really good and everyone seems happy i just wish i’d rememberd to bring jaffa cakes

eat.

cheers, norm.

holy shit. that bitch is crazy.

bring the "payne". hahahahaaahahaaah

eating some chops i came across this on my feeds.

as missy said. “she’s a…”

and i’ll always be attracted to the combination of ‘fail’ and ‘parkour’ (it’s not all gold but there are some gems).

cheers, break.

Times Top 100, how i hate thee

a steeming pile

I knew this was going to annoy me-

times top 100

below is a list of 113 films i’ve seen this past decade which i’ve enjoyed more than Hidden (Cache) and the Bourne Ultimatum/Supremacy:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
oldboy
Synecdoche, New York
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
there will be blood
amelie
the royal tenanbaums
adaptation
the diving bell and the butterfly
city of god
o brother where art thou?
donnie darko
the man who wasn’t there
a cock and bull story
gladiator
hot fuzz
welcome to colinwood
the 25th hour
man on the moon
little miss sunshine
24 hour party people
before sunset
y tu mama tambien
the fog of war
punch drunk love
dodgeball
code 46
shaun of the dead
no country for old man
the proposition
the mist
iron man
wall-e
zodiac
40 year old virgin
a history of violence
being john malcovich
blow
broken flowers
garden state
human nature
in search of a midnight kiss
intolerable cruelty
kiss kiss bang bang
moon
sexy beast
sideways
the best that my heart skipped
the orphanage
the inside man
american psycho
blood diamond
choke
juno
knocked up
old school
pirates of the carribean, curse of the black pearl
roger dodger
superbad
the prestiege
the wedding crashers
up
Pan’s Labyrinth
spirited away
2 days in paris
big fish
dead mans shoes
hotel rwanda
in the bedroom
into the wild
irreversable
let the right one in
lost in translation
master & commander
me you and everyone we know
russian ark
sin city
starter for 10
the class
the darjeeling limited
a very long engagement
made
away we go
before the devil knows you’re dead
cold mountain
confessions of a dangerous mind
drag me to hell
finding neverland
high fidelity
hunger
i love you man
kill bill
man without a past
memento
michael clayton
once
the bourne identity
the constant gardener
children of men
dave chapelle’s block party
ghost town
half nelson
in good company
jcvd
one hour photo
road trip
the descent
the pledge
the savages
the station agent
the wrestler
wonder boys
the kingdom

pron.

 

death of xxxdevil

“dear xxxdevil user,

after going back and forth and writing endless begging news which we were forced to because we are simply not able to pay the server bills completely out of our own pockets we have finally decided to abandon the tracker at the end of the month. it was a great time with you and we would like to thank everyone who has contributed to the community (with their own uploads).”

r.i.p. xxxdevil.”

aaah back in the day before adultbay et al, there was xdevil. it’s a ratio site which means you have to seed as well as leech to keep your account. the giddy thrill of becoming power users (as iamthedemonamon and i were) and the frequent changing of usernames after yet another account was banned. my current connection doesn’t really allow fast rapidshit/netload/hotfile dl’s so i’ve gone back to torrents and signed up again to xdevil and saw that notice. it’s a shame. but i don’t pay for pron.

some of the (hundred or so) comments on the site:

“so sorry to see the place have to shut down… but it does cost money afterall.

i have downloaded so much good stuff from this place, i am going to miss it. i wanted to thank all of the uploaders for all their time and effort into making this place one of the best torrent places around…

i guess i leave my ratio as…

join date (121 weeks ago)
last seen (< 1 min ago)
last checked (1 min ago)
address [snipped lol]
max. torrents 10
invites
[given]  - 0    :    [available]  - 10
uploaded 2.03 tb  (daily: 2.44 gb)
downloaded 1.54 tb  (daily: 1.85 gb)
share ratio
1.318
class power user

it’s almost unfathomable… 121 weeks, and ive uploaded 2.44gb daily?! wow. i’ll leave the torrents i’m seeding on until the place is gone. you will not be forgotten. take care everybody.

autumn”

-

“thanks for everything. it was great here with you guys. i will miss you!!! take care.”

-

“ive bin here for 182 weeks ..

for staff & uppers ; a big danke merci thankyou  gracias dank u ..and i hope to see you pornlovers somewhere else  “

-

“thanks for a great community and a great time !

join date (269 weeks ago”

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“coco3
ratio: 6.434
ul: 1.55 tb
dl: 245.96 gb”

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there’s also a whole bunch in german/polish.

Thanks for a great community and a great time ! JOIN date (269 weeks ago)